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Posted: February 16, 2011 by bennettfiasco in Economics
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Dear friends,

Yesterday, JeredFiasco posted an interesting article from the AdBusters’ website about a paradigm shift in the way we view economics. For any of you familiar with Adbusters this isn’t anything new. But, as always, it was worth a read and it accomplished a bit of what it set out to do; compel conversation. We had a quick back and forth via our book of faces that is a pretty low level discussion we thought we’d throw on here to get you guys talking a bit. Click on the image to jump to the article (it’s a short one). Read, ponder, comment.

Infographic from Whose Crisis, Whose Future? by Susan George

Infographic from Whose Crisis, Whose Future? by Susan George

  • BennettFiasco
    “A feel good read, to be sure. But I feel like anybody nodding along with this is going to go write poems about how important the flowers are afterward.
    It seems like more of a call to arms than a “this is happening,” as the introduction suggests.”
  • JeredFiasco
    “kalle lasn is always calling to arms.”
  • BennettFiasco
    “And it’s almost always worth while to listen. But words are one thing. Action is another thing altogether.We’re talking about an extremely entrenched area of our society. Economics (and those who understand economics) is not going to be changed by a few people with a magazine subscription outside of that realm. This is a change in the status quo that would put less emphasis on the almighty dollar. How does the market usually react to things that don’t seek to make more money? We’re talking about a change that would have to occur over generations.”
  • JeredFiasco
    “Real change does not happen over generations. Egyptian and Tunisian revolutions do not take generations. Real change happens quickly and sometimes at a moments notice.”
  • BennettFiasco
    “Fair. But you’re assuming a common reaction between two VERY different cultures. I would not be surprised if neither of us see a meaningful uprising of American citizens in our lifetimes. That is the beauty of American democracy. It lulls the masses into thinking their only chance to change things is through a ballot every year or two or four or six.”
  • JeredFiasco
    “You are describing what I am talking about. You say that there is this comfortable lull of the American populace caused by the general malaise that keeps us complacent. Regardless of what this lull guides the masses into thinking, all it takes is something sudden to shift the paradigm to spark the revolution.”
  • BennettFiasco
    “It’s not jobs. It’s not unregulated business infiltrating every moment of our lives (just deleted a spam text..). Basic human rights have disappeared under our noses. Unfair elections haven’t done it. It’s going to have to be BIG and it’s going to have to be BAD. And that, my brother, makes me uneasy.”

O Hai

Posted: January 11, 2011 by bennettfiasco in Politics, Social Media
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So it’s 1.11.11 and it’s our first post of the new year.  Clearly, we’re very busy and important.  Clearly.

I woke up this morning and, whilst perusing the internets, something very common happened to me.  I read an article that got my hopes up.  Something that was finally going the way it should be.  Like someone actually “got it” and was doing the right thing.  I shouldn’t have to talk about how sad it is that that is what passes for up-lifting these days.  But this is what I saw.


On Friday, it emerged that the U.S. government recently got a court order demanding that Twitter turn over information about a number of people connected to WikiLeaks, including founder Julian Assange, accused leaker Pfc. Bradley Manning, former WikiLeaks spokeswoman Birgitta Jonsdottir and WikiLeaks activist Jacob Appelbaum.

The request was approved by a magistrate judge in Alexandria, Virginia, where a federal grand jury is looking into charges against WikiLeaks related to its acquisition and publishing of U.S.-government classified information.

The court order came with a gag order that prevented Twitter from telling anyone, especially the targets, about the request’s existence.

That’s obviously not the good part.  This is what happened. Twitter, amazingly, beta tested a spine.

To Twitter’s credit, the company didn’t just open up its database, find the information the feds were seeking (such as the IP and e-mail addresses used by the targets) and quietly continue on with building new features. Instead the company successfully challenged the gag order in court, and then told the targets their data was being requested, giving them time to try and quash the order themselves.

Finally, after Mastercard, Visa, Amazon, Bank of America and PayPal all fail to see what’s going on, Twitter rises to the challenge.  Maybe there is hope yet.


But then again, maybe not.  The same US Government that is applying an uninformed, politically charged battle versus WikiLeaks is applying an uninformed, market-based affront to internet privacy.  But I mean, really, are you surprised that the Gov’t wants to know your business?

Cut to the chase: the National Strategy for Trusted Identities in Cyberspace (NSTIC) is a bad idea. On the surface having something that will increase online transactions and reduce identity theft makes (some) sense. Security is the #1 reason that people avoid online transactions and in an age that is continuously going more and more digital, it would appear prudent to take steps towards improving security.

But you know what this is really asking for? A singlepoint entry to all your commerce needs.  If you aren’t nervous yet, I probably worded that poorly.  Here’s some more.

In its most basic form, [a skeleton key] is what the Obama Administration is proposing. Rather than have different passwords and email validations to access the various places we surf, NSTIC will be a single point of entry for online interactions and transactions that consumers and businesses can use to engage.

Allowing access to our financial credentials and buying power through a single interface is ludicrous. eCommerce fraud is bad as it is and this solution is only an opportunity to empower the nefarious types to have more access in one tightly-wrapped package called NSTIC.

So while this does come with good intentions, it reeks of privacy-busting.  I’m not going to start spouting about National ID talk but that’s definitely worth pointing to.

“We are not talking about a national ID card. We are not talking about a government-controlled system,” United State Commerce Secretary Gary Locke said on Jan. 7.

The first thing that comes to mind (and should come to your mind) when hearing these words is, “Yet.”

This is a very dangerous step towards increasing the power and reach of the government into our pocketbooks. Until the details of the plan are released this is just a conspiracy-theory-laden section of paranoia without substance, but any time the government gets involved with anything pertaining to the Internet, the alarm bells ring in the back of my CPU.

Because I’ve found that when the government has the ability to misuse their authority, they inevitably will.


Oh internet, how you take me on an emotional roller coaster ride.  Time to get my laughs from lolcats or a Day[9] Funday Monday I suppose.

No time for intros into today’s post because there is so much to discuss.  Enjoy. Converse. Share your thoughts in the comments below. Rinse. Repeat.

Where we would be today if the FCC had regulated the Internet from the get-go?

Pokemans Black/White to be released in the US March 6th.  For all of you pokemanz hoarders out there.

What’s this?  The Catholic Church is out of touch?  Tell that to the kids…

Class Warfare Begins: Conservatives Want To Tax The Poor

“From Time for Change at Democratic Underground, part of a very long piece about the division among Democrats. I thought this nailed it: Yes, the administration and Congress have accomplished a lot — but where are the programs and legislation that will help the people who are drowning out here?” – Class War: Guess what side Obama’s on

Is Jon Stewart today’s equivalent of Edward R. Murrow?

Should we replace GDP statistics with gross national happiness statistics?

Dear Friends,

For some of you, the internets have provided you with your much needed escape from the clutches of those folk we call family.  If you’re anything like the BrothersFiasco, you are only online because you need to provide your dear friends with less amazing family with something curious to read and consider.  Well, this is going to be quick because our family rocks and we don’t want to miss out on this business.

Well well well, it’s that time of year.  The bells and snow and things are everywhere.  Most of us are on vacation for the  Holidays.  A time for family. A time for celebration. And, of course, a time for good will and charity… Unless you are Bill O’Reilly.

In Bill’s latest column he addresses Congressman McDermott’s calling on the Baby Jesus and Good Samaritans to invoke the spirit of charity and how the political Right wishes to withhold unemployment benefits. Bill speaks about how we must moderate how much charity we provide because, after all, if you give away too much then you will have nothing left, obviously.  And how can you be a good Christian if you don’t have THINGS YOU GUYS???  (Forget about Luke 14: 12-14, Matthew 19:21, and Matthew 19:23-24.  Just throw those right out.)

“Keep Christ in Unemployment”

There comes a time when compassion can cause disaster. If you open your home to scores of homeless folks, you will not have a home for long. There is a capacity problem for every noble intent.

…[T]here are millions of Americans who are not responsible, and the cold truth is that the rest of us cannot afford to support them.

Every fair-minded person should support government safety nets for people who need assistance through no fault of their own. But guys like McDermott don’t make distinctions like that. For them, the baby Jesus wants us to “provide,” no matter what the circumstance. But being a Christian, I know that while Jesus promoted charity at the highest level, he was not self-destructive.

The Lord helps those who help themselves. Does he not?

My dear dear fellow American Stephen Colbert is again one of the few people willing to call out Papa Bear for being, well, a complete and utter idiot.

[Just Go to Tape at the ColbertNation]

And I love, I love how Bill closes with “The Lord helps those who help themselves,” kind of implying that Jesus said that, when it was actually Ben Franklin, who I believe belched out that proverb between mouthfuls of French whore.”

And while I included that because it’s just fucking hilarious…  This is the real zinger Stephen has for Bill:

Because if this is gonna be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we’ve got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition — and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.

Sweet, sweet truthiness.  Apparently Billo doesn’t like being made a fool.  I’m a little behind but I’m sure I’ll find Bill’s follow up spot taking Colbert to task for once again pointing out how wrong he is.  Has anybody told Bill that Colbert does a comedy show?

Happy Holidays everybody! (yes “Holidays”. It’s possible that I have positive sentiments for ALL people during this time of year. Or maybe I’m an anti-Christmas WARRIOR! Your call.  Oh and if you buy into this War on Christmas thing.. you’re probably a fucking idiot.  Stop reading our blog.)

NSFW: Dickerdoodle Contest

Posted: December 17, 2010 by bennettfiasco in Uncategorized
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So the good, kind, wholesome folks at Penny-Arcade have a wonderful holiday tradition.  Dickerdoodles.  That’s right.  Bake some phallic cookies, decorate accordingly and take in-crumb-inating photos (sorry, I couldn’t resist. Face palms for everyone!).  This is EXTREMELY NSFW.  Here are some entrants from last year’s contest.

Interested in participating?  Fear not.  Send an email to Gabe over at Penny-Arcade with your dickerdoodle pictures.  Don’t worry, he’s prepared.  See?

Each and every year I am reminded what a huge bunch of fucking perverts you are. I can’t wait to see the fucked up shit you guys come up with this year.

So send me a mail with your photos and please put “Dickerdoodle10” in the subject line otherwise I might miss your entry. Please try and keep your file sizes reasonable. Also please recognize that I’ll be posting some of these photos online. If you don’t want a picture of yourself with a dick cookie buried up to its hilt in your mouth on the internet, then please don’t send it. I’ll be accepting entries for one week. So get your photos in before Wednesday December 22nd.

-Gabe out

Make it ridiculous and tell ’em the BrothersFiasco sent you.

Another busy day for the BrothersFiasco.  Without much introduction, here is another installment of Assorted for your viewing pleasure.

How long will it take Republicans to demoralize their base?

Traditionally, movement conservatives send Republicans to Congress in great waves to clean everything up and create a glorious new Morning in America, and then about 10 minutes into the new Congress, all the Republicans are divvying up the pork-barrel money with as much gusto as Tammany Hall fat cats in a Thomas Nast cartoon, and no one really cares, because that’s just how things are done. The mainstream political press is too cynical about the entire concept of governance to get outraged and the partisan press is there to get Republicans elected, not punish them for sucking at the public teat.

But there are indications that that’s changing.

Hey, I wasn’t alive for this so I had no idea it ever happened. The day Niagara Falls ran dry: Newly-discovered photos show the moment the iconic waterfall came to a standstill

YESSSS! An expert panel convened by President Barack Obama advised vigilance and self-regulation as scientists seeks ways to create new organisms that could spark useful innovations in clean energy, pollution control and medicine.

Data visualization and all things related continued its ascent this year with projects popping up all over the place. Some were good, and a lot were not so good.

Diane Ravitch Is Making a Number of Interesting Claims

Crimes on the Book of Faces (subtitle: Criminals can be REALLY REALLY STUPID)

No, you didn’t read it wrong. WikiLeaks inspires sanitary pad ad in Pakistan

‘The sea gave her back’: Wonder in Israel as ancient Roman statue buried for centuries is uncovered by powerful winter storm

Does Economic Inequality Cause Crises?

I know, it seems like this one should be getting a little more play, right? Doctors Claim HIV-Positive Man Cured by Stem Cell Transplant

Voyager spacecraft nears exit of solar system

Image of the Day: A Map of Facebook’s World – A Facebook intern named Paul Butler has created a fascinating piece: a map of the world based only on Facebook friendships. There aren’t any lines here from anything but Facebook accounts and their links to friends in other cities.

Why do we let this creepy company called Google spy on our emails?

Free The Military Of Its Bigots – “It would seem to me that the military would be better served by ridding itself of its ignorant bigots than its gays and lesbians.  And the same could be said of the bigots in Congress opposed to the repeal of DADT.  Yes, that would mean you John McCain.”

The Secret Secret – “If you cannot decipher and interpret letters and symbols, you cannot read. If you cannot access letters and symbols, you also cannot read.”


Enjoy, friends.  There’s a lot there to get those gears a turnin’.